Classic German bukkake porn
A classic porn series featuring tons of scenes shot by legendary producer John Thompson but has it kept up the pace over the years or has it lost its shine? Read on below and find out.
What we like -
Authentic German facial gangbang content
What we don't like -
No more updates, older content looks dated
Pricing -
$1 two day trial
$34.95 for one month
$120 for one year
How do the Germans do bukkake?
Messy bukkake scenes are common sightings in Japanese porn but make no mistake, the Germans are not to be underestimated. German Goo Girls is a veteran porn site featuring randy German sluts with a big appetite for a warm load. They drink from multiple cocks in wild gangbangs and sometimes from cups just to show how much they enjoy their sticky beverage. The original website was launched in July 2002, which means that you will come across a lot of dated content, but the bukkake theme remains constant throughout time.
The films feature mainly horny Teutonic amateurs, but you can occasionally encounter equally slutty damsels from other European origins such as Russian. These daring hotties fuck nearly a dozen men in one scene just for the fun of it. The girls endure rough throbbing just so that they can shower in warm cum at the end of the punishing session. Each film comes with a little description that reveals the events you are about to witness.
This classic website is certainly a big step up from the typical Japanese bukkake since cocks and wet honeypots are not censored as demanded by the Japanese porn laws. Either way, the reward doesn’t come easy for the girls as they have to endure hardcore fucking before the guys can unload in their mouths, face, titties, and their entire bodies. However, the end result is gratifying for the girls and equally satisfying to watch.
How do the Germans do members areas?
Being an old site, you'd expect it to be a bit clunky. You would not be wrong either. It's not terrible on desktop but navigation can be awkward on mobile. With a huge archive of over 800 movies to go through, it would have been nice to have some different sorting options, and a model index of any sort would have been nice. But you don't get those. Also, older videos are labelled as 1080p or 720p when they are not. The only pics you get are vid caps, although personally I can forgive that for a hardcore porn site like this - we're really mostly interested in the video action.
The footage in German Goo Girls is provided by veteran porn producer John Thompson. Or should I say "were", because he retired from the porn business a couple of years ago. Which obviously presents a problem when it comes to updates. For now, there aren't any. The last one was in 2020; it's not clear whether there will ever be any more using another producer.
How do the Germans do summaries?
There is some absolutely classic bukkake content in here. If you're just starting out discovering the wonders of bukkake and gangbang porn and you've never seen this one, this should be part of your collection. If you're an afficionado of this genre and you were a member years ago it's worth returning for the newer content, despite the slight annoyances. But don't expect any more new stuff any time soon.
Quality: 79%
Value: 75%
Total: 78%
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Reviewed 31st Jul 2022 by Kel
